GUYS STOP EVERYTHING THERE IS A BABY DOLPHIN RIGHT HERE
I HAVE STOPPED.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *wheeze* EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *gasp* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I actually just screamed and scared the shit out of my dad.
(via thedopefeelsgood)
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.
afo;iefjweo;ifjakls;dj THIS GIRL IS MY HERO
OH MY DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T THIS WHLEELW, VIOEKFFRNSEJGREHGJRFJBGFD
I almost died of laughter
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD MY STOMACH HURTS HAHAH
OMFG I CANT BREATHE
IT’S BACK.
OMG YES IT’S BACK
(Source: pharlapsbitch, via jlawkatic)
(Source: bedussey, via swaymeliketheseaa)
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
LMFAO, as it were.
EVERYONE GO HOME NOW THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SEE HERE.
oh my god OH MY GOD YES
tiojgooji that is hilarious gjwiogj
(via seaofglaszretired)
O_0He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
OMFG JUST STOP PLEA SEDLKFJLKASJLF
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via swaymeliketheseaa)
Drunk Makeup Tutorial
Erotic Hunger Games Fan Fiction - 1 (by TimWillDestroyYou)
this is so bad that it’s good
oh my god
(fixed the embed code, it plays now!)
